~on e 1st day of sch~ [2009万岁!]

OMG!!a brand new yr a brand new strt!
omg 1st day of sch n im alittle stressed up,heh
rite so goh is my form teacher LOL & physics la
he tok 4 2.5h 2day sia,lol,i 4gt how he can tok 4 so long oso 1 la heh
den he's such a NEAT FREAK!!n cha0 systematic too
lol den e cardboard gt 3 toy guns sumore de,tsk.
o den he wan us sit in index no. in e mornin seh.sianxxx
den i sit beside tis Vietnamse lolx i dun wan sit inside seh,no place put my badminton bag l8r =/ so i shall ask 4 a change!=) o n he gave every1 tis IKEA blue box n its irritatin la.lol.
its kinda lyk a class identity seh.den cannot refuse ma cuz will lyk out
den mr kang is chem teacher den he is more jovial lol
tok abt e drama show tt appeared 3 yrs ago,wife,& lolx 10min of chem lesson!
readin was borin la.i totally brought e wrong day's bks loh.zzz.wk 0 eh.
o n i hate it la,y muz every1 get cedar a4 notebk 4 physics notebk n hav e same file 4 chem eh.
cannot own 1 meh!!=P
oh!oh!math teacher very very scary seh.0.0

A piece of paper the student submitted states Mr Eng should smile more.
eng: It's not i don't want to smile more, but I have 2 medical conditions.1, is I'm very sensitive to noise.2, I don't/can't smile.
student: Why can't you smile?
eng: Because it's a medical condition.

lol i tink tis is 2pid la but his xcuse abt nt havin veg is e best 1 i'd ever heard.

The vegetables are just innocently over there photosynthesising, taking in carbon dioxide, reducing global warming, then suddenly someone just go and pluck them. That's why I'm against plant cruelty.

lol im nt sure whether he'd phrased them tis way la but e meanin is thr eh =P
o n when he ans ppl tt time is lyk wtf is e prob,y do u ask me tt type of tone la,lol
o n he's disoragnised =/

i tink el teacher is ms cherice lin ar.den ask us rite abt our personal particulars,esp b'dae lol scarly is she wanna gv ea of us a bdae present.keke.ya e personal particulars part was juz a cover-up 4 wantin 2 let us rite more n wastin time =)
o n i dunno y when she came in tt time it was lyk such a relief.lol.at least seeminly nice teacher aft he'd went out =P

el:ms cherice lin
mt:some female teacher
math:mr eng
bio:mr clarence lim
chem:mr kang
form&physics:mr ronnie goh
ssgeog:mdm faridah
pe:ms poon,mr chris chan&a newbie i tink 0.0

o n i hope dun sway sway kena chosen as class comm.keke =P!