Thursday, April 17, 2008




You Are a Pretty Good Liar



Your lies are somewhat believable, but sometimes you get caught.

Work on keeping your body language and emotions calm. And you'll be a better liar in no time!






You Are the Ego



You take a balanced approach to your life.

You definitely aren't afraid to act out on your desires - even crazy ones.

But you usually think first. Morals drive you as much as hedonism does.

You've been able to live a life of pleasure... without living a life of excess.






You Should Rule Saturn



Saturn is a mysterious planet that can rarely be seen with the naked eye.



You are perfect to rule Saturn because like its rings, you don't always follow the rules of nature.

And like Saturn, to really be able to understand you, someone delve beyond your appearance.



You are not an easy person to befriend. However, once you enter a friendship, you'll be a friend for life.

You think slowly but deeply. You only gain great understanding after a situation has past.






Your Five Factor Personality Profile



Extroversion:



You have medium extroversion.

You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party.

Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences.

But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time."



Conscientiousness:



You have medium conscientiousness.

You're generally good at balancing work and play.

When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.

But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.



Agreeableness:



You have high agreeableness.

You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly.

Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone.

You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance.



Neuroticism:



You have low neuroticism.

You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.

Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.

Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.



Openness to experience:



Your openness to new experiences is low.

You're a pretty conservative person, and you favor what's socially acceptable.

You think that change for novelty's sake is a very bad idea.

While some may see this as boring, many see you as dependable and wise.






You Are a Kinetic Learner



You learn best by doing, and you have a talent for complicated, physical tasks.

You excel at athletics, drama, and fixing things.

You would be an excellent Olympic athlete - or a Broadway star!






You've Changed 48% in 10 Years



You've done a good job changing with the times, but deep down, you're still the same person.

You're clothes, job, and friends may have changed some - but it hasn't changed you.






You Are 20% Shy



You aren't shy at all, in fact, you're probably quite outgoing.

You are comfortable in almost any social situation, no matter how difficult.






You Were a Lizard



You are able to bounce back from adversity and regenerate what was lost.

Facing your fears and controlling your dreams comes easily for you.






Your Power Bird is a Swan



You are a truly graceful and gorgeous creature.

You easily see beauty in yourself and others.

Intuitive and in touch, you can often guess what the future will bring.

And you're flexible enough to accept the changes that life has in store for you.






Your Animal Personality



Your Power Animal: Eagle



Animal You Were in a Past Life: Whale



You are active, a challenger, and optimistic.

Hard-working, you are always working towards a set goal.






You Are "Dizzy and Giddy"








You Will Die at Age 70



You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...

And how you'll die as well.






You Are 50% Weird



Normal enough to know that you're weird...

But too damn weird to do anything about it!






What Joanne Means



J is for Joyful



O is for Old



A is for Amorous



N is for Normal



N is for Nice



E is for Exquisite







You Are 50% Boyish and 50% Girlish



You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.

Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.

You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.

You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.






The Keys to Your Life



Anything good in your life comes from your vision and clarity.



You're able to see above all the small things in life and wisely understand the big picture.



Anything bad in your life comes from fooling yourself or clinging to illusions.



Be strong enough to see the world clearly. Learn from your mistakes.






You Are A Peanut



You are popular, even with people who tend to have picky taste.

Kids love you, as do dogs. From rednecks to snobs, most people have a place for you in their hearts.

As popular as you are, there are some people who can't be near you.

Don't take it too personally. There's just a few people you rub the wrong way.






You Are Disturbingly Profound



You're contemplative, thoughtful, and very intense.

Taking time to figure out the meaning of life is a priority for you.

Because you're so introspective, you often react in ways that surprise people.

No one can really understand how you are on the inside... and that disturbs them.